As the Hungarian Formula 1 Grand Prix is approaching, 4Play Lounge is offering a special week-long promotion. Along with a fine selection of beautiful girls at our gentlemen’s club, we hereby present a Formula 1 – Strip Club dictionary so that you can speak both F1 and Strip Club English perfectly.
Aerodynamics
The study of airflow over and around an object and an intrinsic part of Formula One car design.
Strip club definition: The study of airflow over and around female body parts is the essence of a strip club.
Airbox
The engine air intake above the driver’s head, which also serves as the car’s roll hoop.
Strip club meaning: As girls start removing their clothes, it gets really hot in a strip club, so we use a special airbox, also known as air-conditioning to prevent guests from overheating, dehydrating and fainting.
Apex
The middle point of the inside line around a corner at which drivers aim their cars.
Strip club meaning: The middle point between the thighs at which guests aim their eyes.
Appeal
An action that a team takes on its drivers’ behalf if it feels that they have been unfairly penalised by the race officials.
Strip club meaning: It actually has two meanings in a strip bar: 1, if you are out of drinks you can appeal to your waitress, who will take the necessary legal action immediately; 2, you can take girls appealing to you back to the VIP room, for a private or a table dance. Use of the airbox is advised afterwards.
Ballast
Weights fixed around the car to maximise its balance and bring it up to the minimum weight limit.
Strip club definition: Some of the dancers have heavy duty ballast fixed on their upper bodies to maximise their balance on stage and prevent them from falling off.
Bodywork
The carbon fibre sections fitted onto the monocoque before the cars leave the pits, such as the engine cover, the cockpit top and the nosecone.
Strip club meaning: The external part of the female body that God, personal trainers and in some cases, plastic surgeons created for your viewing pleasure.
Bottoming
When a car’s chassis hits the track surface as it runs through a sharp compression and reaches the bottom of its suspension travel.
Strip club meaning: When listening to loud rap music, girls cannot help themselves and move their bottoms up and down in a very immoral and arousing manner. Even when aroused, please, don’t forget about strip club etiquette.
Clean air
Air that isn’t turbulent, and thus offers optimum aerodynamic conditions, as experienced by a car at the head of the field.
Strip club meaning: Clean air is what you need when you get so overheated from studying Aerodynamics, Bodywork and Bottoming that even the Airbox cannot cool you down.
Cockpit
The section of the chassis in which the driver sits.
Strip club meaning: Also known as ’table dance’ when one dancer is surrounded by a group of males.
Heat cycle
A term used to describe the process by which a tyre is heated through use and then cooled down. This has the effect of slightly changing the properties of the compound and can improve durability.
Strip club meaning: At 4Play Lounge only the bravest of the brave dare to do the heat cycle, which includes a shower with two hot naked strippers, a private dance, a dance in one of the VIP rooms and then a table dance. Only the most experienced competitors are advised to do the ’heat cycle’ as overheating and ’blistering’ is almost inevitable.
