Since the introduction of strip clubs many moons ago, business owners have had to come up with club names which grab the attention of prospective customers and give an idea of what to expect behind the darkened windows of these establishments. Some of the best striptease club names are the ones where humour has been used to amuse and engage potential customers, getting them to come back time and again…
Over in Phoenix, USA, we’ve found some absolute blinders to get you chortling into your beer…
Teasers
An old Pizza Hut place transformed into a stripping den, where the ladies will tease the men with their assets, shaking their money makers all over the place!
Bandaids
Yes, we know. Not an obvious sounding name for a striptease club – you don’t visit here for your medical emergencies, unless the old love truncheon needs a bit of pepping up! Back in 1969 when the club opened, the ladies had to wear plasters on their nipples to avoid the long arm of the law and to be seen as ‘decent’. The name stuck and a great part of history retained!
The Blue Moon
Bottoms galore! This strip tease club allows its ladies to strip right down to absolutely nothing. While this is fantastic for its customers, unfortunately, the state laws on alcohol mean that they are banned from drinking in an all-nude club -boo!
Bottoms Up Gentlemen’s Club
Previously known as Chi Chi’s – (Spanish slang for boobs), this club changed owners and they decided that Bottoms Up would be more fitting. The name also gives reference to the fact that the girls keep their pants on while performing on a pole or dancing.
Dick’s Cabaret
An all-male striptease club, willies abound! You know exactly what you’re going to see here, complete nudity and a willy hiding around every corner – be careful if one starts eyeing you up!
The Great Alaskan Bush Company
Sounds like you could be taking a trip into the wilds of Alaska, but this rustic-looking club is not your usual dance hall. Back in the 80s when a bush-covered ‘foofoo’ was all the rage, its play on words ensured that the public knew exactly what it was promoting. Maybe it should be changed to The Great Alaskan Hairless Company, to keep up with the times?!
Juicy Lucy’s
Hmm, can’t imagine what they might be referring to! Are all the girls called Lucy? How bizarre. However, this club has one to one rooms, as well as the usual strip shows.
4Play Lounge
Subtle but sexy and it’s definitely in-keeping with the tone of Budapest’s best striptease club. This club gets its clients warmed up and ready to go, leaving them satisfied yet still wanting more…
